The Human Centipede ....

is by far the most messed up movie I've ever seen. It wasn't as vomitacious as I thought it would be, but the concept + followthrough of it was just sick. 


Haven't heard of it? Consider yourself lucky. The basic story is there's a freaky German doctor who is a renown surgeon, specializing in Siamese siblings. He has quite the obsession with them, he loves them. It starts off with two very bad actresses being stupid and trying to get to some party; they get a flat. shocker. They decide to trek through the woods and come to a pretty house, go in, ask for help, drink the water. stupid. The water is laced with something, they pass out. Serves you right.

Don't wanna ruin the fun. Long story short, three people get sewn ass to mouth and are forced to live like that. The first is fed dog food, the second eats the first's you-know-what and the third eats the second's you-know-what. Yummy, makes you wanna run out and get something to eat doesn't it?

-shudders- I don't even want to think about this anymore. I'm getting the willies thinking about it.