Oh, how I missed fun times like these. It was mad awkward in there, though. I don't dance, and body parts were shaking all around me. Not to mention inhaling suds can't be good for one's health. I won a shirt though, that's all I cared about. And there was free food. I can handle being uncomfortable for free stuff.
Afterwards, India and Joe wanted to go swimming at the rec center, but first we had to get the soap from the crevices where they should never be. Well.. this combination of soap, mud & sweat. :\
We tried the "shower" they had set up, it just pissed us off and caused major pain by washing the soap from my hair into my eyes. Oh joy. We decided to "trek" across the parking lot to India's dorm so we could shower and be presentable to get into the pool. Only problem was, Deanne doesn't have a student ID so we couldn't get her into the front door, especially now that they're checking. Pfft. Rude.
We schemed up a little plan to sneak her in the back door; she wasn't there to swim, I just wanted someone to keep me company because I don't deal well with public pools, idk why. Well, we got down there and in nice red letters we see:
Ugh. So much for that. Then I sucked up to the wrong lifeguard, I probably could have gotten her in if she was outside, but I got a "You're so cool!" from her, so that made me happy. In the end, I decided to go back to the dorm and keep her company until the other two finished their frolicking. It was fun. We talked and revealed each other's dirty secrets and striking similarities. It's good to know someone with the same views and situation as me.. sort of.
Then, for a reason only God knows, they started trying to find 2girls1cup and other fetish sex videos. Haaa.. no. 2G1C made me puke the first time I saw it, I'd fall out cold a second time. Luckily they couldn't find it, but they did find the Bottle Guy. Oh. My. God. Worst thing ever. Why ANYONE would film themselves sitting on a mason jar, shatter it with their sphincter, then proceed to pick the shards of glass from his bleeding anus, I will never know. Nor do I want to know. If I ever get that kind of mentality, please end my suffering. Thank you.
Blah blah blah blah ..
It's like, midnight by now. Somehow we started talking about ice cream and we all got hungry and decided we wanted to hit up walmart. Heck yeah, who isn't down for a midnight ice cream run at walmart?! Off we goo!
Turns out none of us get just what we came for. We see fun stuff and decide to buy it because we're starving like the broke college kids we are. Food aisles woot! First stop was the bakery though. Discount birthday cakes ftw. We didn't get one though, tear. They were dirt cheap though.
They were going to watch something called like, "Big Gay Musical" or something. Not sure. I couldn't keep myself awake. That was like, an hour and a half ago, though. Other reasons made me want to stay awake but we'll save those for another day. ;)
Peacock by Katy Perry is reallllly good, just sayin'.
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